July 03, 2018 at 08:10PM https://ift.tt/2Kyau9V

July 03, 2018 at 08:10PM https://ift.tt/2Kyau9V

July 3, 2018 Q 0 Tags:


via IFTTTJust had our favorite front desk employee open a bottle of wine for me.
Him: oh that smells good! What is this?
Me: you never had a menage trois?

Hard pause.. Him: you know you cant say that to hood people right?

Me: I’m going back to my room.
Him: please do

My #inappropriate responses lives on #qrazy #stories #lifeaftercorporate